Jul. 14 at 1:06 PM
I didn't spend the past 43 yrs of my life living in Beaconsfield, Iowa (Pop.15) carving out a career delivering the local paper ''Corn & Stuff'' w/o learning a thing or two & since I can't work today because someone stole the basket off my bike again, most likely those Conroy brothers over in Ellston, they're are really scamps & scoundrels, the whole lot of em. So, it's whittling away I give u
THE PRE STOCK MARKET REVIEW
( The A full moon makes for a well lit street Edition )
$NGEN Mabel Bailey endorsed this one in last weeks paper in her byline ''Stock tips & Toaster Shakins''. Since she was the one who told me never mistake a bull for a cow when u go a milking, I'd listen to her.
$LKNCY We know corn as much as the Chinese know ric...err...coffee.
$ABBV Mayor Ed Mobley owns 2 horses & pays his mortgage with the dividends from this beauty.
$BURU The whole town chipped in last month & bought 8 shares.
$SPCX If they can use hay for fuel we'd be happy to trade some for shares.
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