DrunkEveryDay
Oct 9, 1:34 AM
$NFLX What wonderful day. Got out of court ordered rehab this morning and went to the bar to celebrate my newfound forced sobriety. I ordered a water with a tequila chaser, slid the bartender a
$50, and headed out to sign up for AA. That went pretty smooth. Got a new sponsor straightaway and we headed back to the bar for a cold glass of milk. Turns out the bar was out of milk so we had a shot of Patron'. Sorry, I sometimes ramble on when all I'm really saying is: I hate BEARS. Fat, short, pretty, ugly, female, male and definitely sober fucks who have no idea how to live life. So I'm going to have and drink and wish you all good cheer. Except bears. Y'all can piss off.
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