Jul. 13 at 4:54 PM
a price target of
$36 and a dividend yield of 7%? these pfizer pharma bonds are hotter than those little blue pills they used to sell. i met the guy who led the marketing campaign. His name is Charlie, he is 84, and he is one of the "Mad Men" of pharma - he marketed Viagra 30 years ago at the peak of his career! Now he is retired, single, and a New York Giants fan. He is auctioning himself off for a charity soon at the Snow Ball - let's start the bidding at
$85 eh ladies? you see, Charlie may be a widower... but he never needed those blue pills, and word at the nursing home is that he still DOESN'T! RIMSHOT! HEY YO! I'm working on my standup comedy routine. do you like this? buy
$PFE $CGTX $TLSA and maybe a bit of
$TNXP .. cyclobenzaprine is too old to be a standard of care! it makes you stupid long term!
