Jul. 7 at 7:45 PM
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TACO: Hey children, how are you doing today?
Children: We are good dad. What about you?
TACO: I’m fine. Listen guys, I hope you are not in Calls option right now?
TACO: I’m about to announce some thing that will make the market go down…So I give you 20 minutes to get yourself prepared.
Children: Dad, thank you. We are set for it. And the PUTs flow start flowing in…
TACO: Tweets, tweets, and tweets about Iran, Canada, Greenland, war and many unfavorable news…
MARKET: And Wall Street and short sellers begin to dump and everything nose dive…and the children were happy
CHILDren: Hey dad, thank you. We made millions…
TACO: Good job, keep it up. That’s why I’m here. Let me know when to tweet again to reverse it. And tell MAGA how we are doing great and stronger with me in charge…
Children: yes dad…
MAGA: 🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽