Jun. 19 at 10:28 AM
$TSLA options trading when you work, and then you accidentally get stuck in a meeting for the last hour of the trading week: before the meeting “ that 1 last 397.50 TSLA call is so far out of the money with one hour left, but I’ll put a
$0.05 limit sell order in just in case”……notification, day after “your 397.50 order for 100 TSLA shares has been filled” and confusion sets in… “how did an option contract for
$0.05 not sell?” …..review trade history, let’s see how my brokerage screwed this up,… “Who in the hell puts a
$5.00 sell order on an out of the money contract 1 hour before market close… for the week no less?”….. that would be this this dipshit, who thought he entered
$0.05, but actually entered
$5.00
Result- I am now the proud owner
$397,500 worth of TSLA over a holiday weekend , that I didn’t even want
Conclusion- Would you like to be the Gold Star Dumb Ass Award recipient? Because if you do, your going to have to fight me for it.
