Dec. 6 at 5:22 AM
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"It's the darndest thing," said Trump. "No one can believe it, least of all me. The dog, he was so big, there were so many files to eat, but he ate all of them. Then he got on a boat, and it's so sad, there was an accident, and the dog was lost. Really, a rough day for the pooch. Then, one of these nuclear bombs we were testing, it somehow struck the boat, really nuked it, if you know what I mean. It's disappointing. I wanted to clear my good name, my very good name as they say. I've been totally supportive of releasing all the files, so it's really too bad about the dog and the boat and the nuke."
