Jun. 23 at 1:30 AM
$LULU Way back on August 8, 2023, I told a group of women that I was enjoying tea and crumpets with, that LULU would close at
$105.23 on June 22 of 2026. With my vast knowledge of Intersecting Stock Stochastics (ISS), Perpendicular Market Reactives (PMR) and an uncanny knack for Extrapolating Future Prices (EFP), I was able to correctly determine the future price. Also, at this luncheon, one of the mother's confessed to everyone there, that she knew exactly when her daughter would be engaging in "illicite" behaviors with strange men. She stated that whenever her daughter put on cheap, trashy crummy, 3rd World clothing made by Lulelemon and headed to the park at midnight, that her daughter always returned with torn clothing and her make-up smeared all over her face. When the mother asked, "Why are your clothes all tattered and torn, the daughter replied, "Because these are those inferior, lousy clothes that I buy at Lululemon". Lululemon had destroyed yet another family.