Mar. 8 at 11:17 PM
$PR
An oil tycoon is walking through the Delaware Basin when he finds a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie pops out.
"I’ll grant you one wish," says the genie.
The tycoon pulls out a map of the Middle East and says, "See this drama? I want total world peace and harmony for every nation on this map."
The genie looks at the map, scratches his head, and says, "Gee, I don't know... those grudges go back thousands of years. I'm good, but I'm not that good. Have you got anything else?"
The tycoon sighs and says, "Fine. I want the stock market to accurately value Permian Resources based on its actual cash flow without any volatility."
The genie stays quiet for a long minute, then says, "Let me see that map again."
