Jul. 25 at 2:19 PM
$IVR
Our Dividend, who art compounding,
Steady be thy yield.
Thy income come, thy payout done,
On earth as in spreadsheets sealed.
Give us this quarter our passive bread,
And forgive us our panic selling,
As we forgive those who trade on margin.
Lead us not into meme stocks,
But deliver us from dilution.
For thine is the cash flow,
The reinvestment, and the long-term return,
Forever and ever. DRIP.
Amen.
Happy divvy day everyone.
Credit to ChatGPT.
