Aug. 17 at 6:59 PM
$PYPL “Advent offering
$60.50 for PayPal is like trying to buy TMUS at
$140 — comedy gold.”
“PayPal is a cash‑cow. Advent showed up with a Happy‑Meal coupon.”
“60.50 isn’t an offer, it’s an insult.
That’s the price you pay when you don’t know what you’re buying.”
“PayPal prints billions in FCF and Advent walks in like:
‘We’ll take it for clearance price.’”
“Stripe wants PayPal’s infrastructure because they can’t build it.
Advent wants PayPal because they love cheap assets.
PayPal said: ‘Try again.’”
“Rejecting 60.50 wasn’t a negotiation.
It was PayPal saying:
‘Bro, we’re not Beyond Meat.’”
