Oct. 2 at 11:26 AM
$KSS "Open Seas Kohls Cruise"
By: Taylor Twits
🎶
We’re on the Kohl’s ship, baby, ticker KSS,
The shorts are panickin’, makin’ one big mess.
DJ spinnin’ coupons, champagne in the pool,
Kohl’s stock rally’s breakin’ every Wall Street rule.
Kohl’s to the moon, yeah, we sailin’ tonight,
Cruise ship’s pumpin’, stock chart’s in flight!
Shorts get crushed, man, they can’t keep up—
We’re buyin’ flip-flops with our gains at the club!
The captain’s in a polo with a 30% tag,
Crew’s makin’ trades while they wave that flag.
Bulls poppin’ collars, bears jumpin’ ship,
DJ drops the beat, stock rips and Cash drips! 🎶
$M $GAP $AEO