Mar. 26 at 7:13 PM
$CLSK thank you President Trump, our dear, wonderful leader, for bringing us into this totally necessary war.
really appreciate the timing too—oil prices climbing, just when we needed a little extra excitement at the pump. nothing says strong leadership like turning everyday fill-ups into a character-building exercise.
and the macro risks? beautiful. markets love uncertainty. investors definitely thrive when geopolitics gets spicy and nobody quite knows what comes next. keeps everyone sharp.
also, huge thanks for helping delay those long-awaited interest rate cuts. who wouldn’t want borrowing costs to stay higher for longer? mortgages, credit, business investment—overrated.
but don’t worry, the faithful will explain how this is all part of a brilliant plan. higher oil, shakier markets, tighter money—clearly the foundation of long-term prosperity.
just another masterclass in economic strategy. Art of the deal baby!
