Oct. 4 at 5:56 PM
$MSTR “Short That Strangle” (Parody of Let It Be) 🎵
Verse 1
When I find myself in trading trouble,
Theta comes to comfort me,
Selling short on MSTR,
Let it bleed.
Verse 2
And when the markets moving sideways,
Premium’s all I need,
Living off the theta —
Let it bleed.
Chorus
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
Selling short those strangles,
Let it bleed.
Verse 3
And when the price is flying higher,
Or crashing down so suddenly,
Delta hedge my gamma —
Let it bleed.
Chorus
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
Harvest all that option decay,
Let it bleed.
Bridge
And when the night is cloudy,
There’s still a chart that shines on me,
Selling calls and selling puts —
Set me free.
Final Chorus
Let it bleed, let it bleed,
Theta pays my trading fee,
MSTR I’m strangling,
Let it bleed.
