Jul. 15 at 2:32 PM
$LAZR 💥 Who Vetted Alan Prescott? Luminar's Legal "Ace" Has a Sordid Resume 💥
You can't make this up.
Alan Prescott — former legal exec at Tesla and Uber — somehow got greenlit as Luminar’s Chief Legal Officer? 🚨 This guy's résumé is a tour of corporate scandal zones:
🔻 Tesla: Prescott was Elon’s fixer during peak chaos. SEC drama, FSD liability landmines, SolarCity lawsuits. Prescott was deep in the bunker.
🔻 Uber: Part of the Travis-era legal mess. Think trade secret theft, Waymo lawsuits, sexual harassment coverups. He left as the walls were closing in.
🔻 Ford: A brief stint — because that’s what happens when you can’t land anywhere clean.
Now he’s sitting on Bezo's yacht, pocketing fat bonus and sweetheart charity gift shares from his
$LAZR goodbye package (WHO APPROVED THIS SWEETHEART DEAL) while shareholders get rekt. AGAIN.
What exactly was his role in the “strategic” silence around layoffs and missed milestones?
Over
$30MM+ on the LEGAL FUNCTION ALONE
ALAN PRESCOTT WAS A TOP THREE (TWO?) OF THE HIGHEST PAID CLOs ON WALL STREET
AND NOW HE RAN OFF WITH A BOATLOAD OF SWEETHEART GOODBYEW SHARES - SHAREHOLDERS ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING
👉 Who vetted him?
👉 Who approved his golden parachute?
👉 What was the actual cost to shareholders?
$LAZR is becoming a case study in boardroom malpractice, and Alan Prescott’s name should be front and center.
💥 Who Vetted Alan Prescott? His Old Boss at Apple Got 14 Years for Insider Trading.
$LAZR Deserves Better. 💥
Alan Prescott — now EX-Chief Legal Officer at Luminar Technologies (
$LAZR) — has a résumé that reads like a tour through Silicon Valley's darkest chapters.
🔻 Apple: Prescott worked under Gene Levoff, Apple’s top lawyer — convicted of insider trading. Used Apple’s confidential earnings info to personally profit for years.
🔻 Tesla: Prescott was Elon's right-hand legal fixer during the infamous "funding secured" fiasco that triggered SEC action.
🔻 Uber: Served on legal staff during the Levandowski IP theft era, one of the biggest scandals in tech history. Uber paid
$245M to settle.
🔻 Now: Prescott cashes out big at
$LAZR. No transparency. No oversight. No accountability. GOLDEN PARACHUTE - SHAREHOLDERS LEFT HOLDING THE BAG
Who vetted this guy? Who approved the comp package? Who’s in charge of risk management at Luminar?
This isn’t just bad optics — it’s an active governance failure.
$LAZR shareholders deserve real answers — before it’s too late.
