Jul. 4 at 7:29 PM
$TSLA $TSLL $ARKK $PP
[in your announcers voice]
Next month, on the show DJTPOTUS s02e08: "Elon gets deported" we watch as Tesla share holders set on fire, Fords and Toyotas, as their stock tanks into the abyss, deeper than when oil went negative back at the start of Covid.
$TSLQ, to the moon! The audience can be heard chanting in the background. As federal representatives bend over at the mere mention if their campaign financing to be removed and repurposed on the rival candidate, it seems about time to cast your vote for the fate of the nation live, right now, on the website formally known as twitter. Because lets face it, you haven't enough money for a congressman to care about you. This isnt your great great grand father's America where teddy bear roosevelt gave zero fs about a business man. This is 2025 where Congressional anal lube is sold out and over priced knock offs can be only be found on Ebay, a paypal company.
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