Apr. 29 at 2:08 AM
$SYM i had a dream that robots enslaved mankind by turning them into batteries. they kept us preoccupied by pugging our minds into a digital world called the matrix. some of us formed a rebel army that lived underground. then along came our savior, a guy who knew kick ass kung fu. then i woke up. my neighbor’s house had been replaced by a data center. my wife was getting into a self driving car with an optimus robot. her bags were packed. she said, ”i’m leaving you.” I knew then it wasn’t a dream.
