Jul. 15 at 6:16 AM
🚀 Crypto Weekly Rundown 🧻💰
Welcome to another week in crypto, where logic goes to die and hopium is a valid investment thesis.
$BTC – Still stuck in the world’s most expensive game of ping pong between resistance and support. Every time it breaks out, it’s just stretching before the next faceplant.
$ETH – Quietly copying
$BTC like the second kid trying not to get blamed.
$SOL – Up 10%, down 12%, sideways 3%. Feels more like a seizure than a chart.
$DOGE – Elon tweets? Moon. Elon silent? Flat. This is not a coin, it’s a mood ring.
$PEPE – Because who wouldn’t invest in a frog during a bear market?
$SHIB – The dog is still barking… but no one’s listening.
💀 Altcoins this week:
They’re not altcoins anymore. They’re “alternative methods to lose money fast.”
📉📈 Meanwhile, every influencer on YouTube:
“This is THE breakout. I’ve never been more sure.
#Crypto #Bitcoin #Altcoins #CryptoHumor #BTC #ETH #SOL #DOGE #PEPE #SHIB #rekt
