Jul. 21 at 8:05 PM
$AEI On Your Marks, ALSet....GO!
It's Scam Chan in the middle of the track taking the lead, Frank-Fucker running second n Jason The Donkey on the rail in third, as the round the turn to the backstrech, it's the Scammer in the lead with Son TUnG riding him TIGHT across the middle, Frank the Fuckin Shyster Spitting as he moves closer to the leader as Jason the donkey cleans up the rear.... Fast Forward.. as they approach the finish it's Scam Chan in the lead and the winner by 2 lengths... FrankFuckingShyster second and The DumbMule is third.... the Winner Pays
$2.01, Second Place Pays
$2.01, and Third Show Pays
$2.01 Never in the history of Racing has there ever been a worse payout than this... Chan refuses to talk, Frank is ready to sue anyone mentioning anything, and Jason the Donkey is just too complict to do anything but eat hay, shit and take money from the Big Guy. What a lineup we've got. Good Luck & be sure to Count your fingers & chek your kidney before exiting.