Apr. 26 at 2:08 AM
$RILY up
$8200 on calls bc the most risk-averse lovers I've ever met were buying calls and a fuckton of shares of this instead of their usual
$VIG and telling me
$TSLY and
$SRET are WAY too risky and add an extra
$42 to my taxes and could cost me a whole .5% in fees!
When the people who are the most boring losers ever with the most geriatric portfolios of all time are acting like degens, you go ALL IN