Sep. 8 at 11:56 AM
$MCRB Good morning and welcome to another week at the Seres Executive Retreat. 🏝️🍹
Shareholders clocking in Tuesday morning wondering whether this company will ever create shareholder value.
Meanwhile, our distinguished leadership team:
☀️ Salaries secured
🍹 Compensation secured
🏖️ Equity awards secured
💼 Titles secured
📉 Shareholder value — missing, presumed dead
Another beautiful week to remind everyone that somehow the only people who have consistently made money from
$MCRB are the people being paid to run it. 💀
Eric Shaff. Richard Kender. Matthew Henn. Marella Thorell. Kelly Brady. Stephen Berenson. Thomas DesRosier. Chris McChalicher. Ann Kurowski. Dennis Walling. Dennis Ausiello. Willard Dere. Claire Fraser. Kurt Graves. Rob Rosiello.
Accountability remains out of office with no expected return date. 🏖️
Until then, enjoy the resort, gentlemen. Shareholders already picked up the tab. 🏝️