Dec. 2 at 5:01 PM
$TENX My niece, who attends the University of Georgia and sells "politically correct" bumper stickers to earn money on the side, recently sent me a copy of her own research paper which she compiled for a financial course that she is taking. In it she stated that Tenax Therapeutics should have an excellent future. However, her stock charts --- which rely heavily on Stochastics, Plastics, Stretchy Elastics, Whimsical Tactics, Elderly Geriatrics, U.S. Olympic Gymnastics, Annoying Spastics and Wacky Theatrics --- show the stock drifting to the
$5-
$6 level as most shareholders get Covid during the Yule Tide season from tainted eggnog. The rest of her research paper was unfinished as she began telling me how she enjoys stealing peaches from her neighbors' yards and how she is struggling being an unwed mother of 5 little babies.
