Jun. 25 at 1:22 PM
$SKLZ 📉 In Memoriam: SKLZ (Skillz Inc.)
Born: 2020 SPAC Mania | Died: Slowly, Painfully, Ever Since
We gather today not to mourn, but to acknowledge the slow, grinding demise of Skillz Inc., the company that boldly promised to revolutionise mobile gaming by making people gamble on glorified Flappy Bird clones.
We remember:
• The promises of hypergrowth (never delivered)
• The high-profile partnerships (quickly forgotten)
• The endless share dilution (how generous!)
• And of course, the reverse split, that glorious financial Botox to stop the delisting rot
SKLZ didn’t die suddenly.
It bled out over years, like a zombie in a tech hoodie that refused to lie down.
To the loyal bagholders still whispering,
“Just one more quarter…”
we say this gently:
“It’s over. You are not diamond hands — you are fossilised.”
Rest in peace, SKLZ.
You taught us that not every mobile game needs a stock ticker.
