Sep. 9 at 6:10 PM
$SHOT Boon and his dilution is making me delirious.
There was a farmer in Shotsville, and Boon was his name-o
There was a farmer in Shotsville, and Boon was his name-o
B-O-O-N, B-O-O-N, B-O-O-N
And Boon was his name-o
There was a farmer in Shotsville, and Boon was his name-o
(clap)-O-O-N (clap)-O-O-N (clap)-O-O-N
And Boon was his name-o
Boon ran to the press, shouting shares all day,
“Dilution, dilution, it’s the only way!”
The Shotsters gasped, the town in dismay,
Until Cornholio jumped in to save the day
There was a hero in Shotsville, and Cornholio was his name-o
C-O-R-N, C-O-R-N, C-O-R-N
And Cornholio was his name-o
With stapler in hand, he smashed the press,
Boon tumbled down in a hot mess,
The Shotsters cheered, their town restored,
Cornholio won, and Boon ignored
There was a hero in Shotsville, and Cornholio was his name-o
(clap)-O-R-N (clap)-O-R-N (clap)-O-R-N
And Cornholio was his name-o
