Sep. 15 at 12:55 PM
News events that I wanted to wake up to this morning:
1. US DOD announces 438 trillion dollar purchase order with
$MOB
2. Dallas Cowboys entire female cheerleading staff takes vote on which of them gets to keep me for a week at a time.
3.
$LKNCY announces not only are they relisting but have bought out BROS & Starbucks.
4. Laws are passed & strictly enforced that anyone with an IQ of a dead gnat is not allowed to own any firearms. Ever.
5. Definitive proof is released that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that
$DOGE.X is real. Then I could live the rest of my days shaking the patronage tree of my kids who bought this years ago & own a glabillion gajillion shares.
Happy Monday!!!