Aug. 2 at 3:41 PM
$BTC.X
$TTD $IBEX $BOF I just did “due diligence” on a meme that was mocking another meme. Conclusion?
$BOF dehydrated my expectations, then rehydrated them with “Limited Edition Hopium Chips.”
$IBEX called me (politely) to upsell conviction. I asked for a discount; they offered more conviction.
$TTD bought ad space inside my brain mid-scroll and retargeted my doubts. CPM = my willpower.
$BTC crashed, mooned, and went sideways… all before my coffee cooled.
This market is a parody of a parody, so I’m doubling down on irony and dollar-cost averaging my sarcasm.
Not financial advice—unless it works, then I totally meant it. 🚀📉📈