Aug. 23 at 5:12 AM
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This mornin', I saw this one skinny mutha on my '210' south-side public courts wearin' these: YEE-ZaaaaAY. He was ¡friskAY! —Mofo jumpin' real high and all that impressive sh¡t...
I like 'em, but I ain't fooled by no
$99 price tag. That's a Full-Aš$ Benjamin, yo! ¿For a stanky-aš$ pair of used tennies?
C'mon, man. 😐
I don't care how high that kid was jumpin' this mornin', nor how good I'd look in my first pair of ¡YEE-ZaaaaAY! Yo, even my future-D1-action ain't payin' a Ben fo yo' sweaty/stanky locker room cast-offs...
¡¡¡You must think ima KRAZY SoTex mofo!!!
You betta recognize:
Yeah I do the FrostBankCenter 'slow-walk-slow-stalk' of Wemby EXCLUSIVELY for an ~AliEnViBeS~-autograph.
However:
¡I'm not a foolish young man, you price-gouging jackass-momna!
But...
My OWN momma told me 'bout MONIKA LEWINSKY, and I know she was schooled all up in The Waco, Texas (but she was not a Branch Davidian— no official record of BS exists, per Secretary Janet Reno).
