Sep. 17 at 10:04 PM
$TSLA As always,
$TSLA is the main event. ETFs like
$TSLY and
$CRSH are just side bets on Musk’s chaos. My side bets anyway.
$TSLY pays fat monthly yield, but most of it is return of capital—NAV bleed dressed up as income.
$CRSH flips the trade, betting against
$TSLA, but its synthetic put setup means losses can pile up fast if Musk rallies the stock. Both ETFs are built to monetize TSLA’s volatility, not hold long-term value. Musk drives the car—literally and emotionally. His moves, tweets, and billion-dollar buys swing sentiment harder than earnings. If you're trading TSLY or CRSH, you're not investing in Tesla—you’re renting Musk’s mood. Use them tactically. No passengers allowed. Either way...I'm going to be earning more dividends for that long road trip.... gas powered!