Jan. 3 at 6:25 PM
$CMRC 🚨THE BIGCOMMERCE URUGUAY FUNNEL WHISTLEBLOWER REVEALED 🚨
DO YOU LIKE APPLES? You just got the bill:
$102MM+
To the BigCommerce (er, 'COMMERCE') C-Suite Executives who signed off on the legal attacks:
Your decision to use the #tacotuesdaylawyers (Pirkey Barber) to silence a whistleblower cost your SHAREHOLDERS over
$102 MILLION (MM) in market cap in a single month.
From
$5.51 to
$4.27. That’s a catastrophic 22.6% SP collapse, #apes.
This
$102,000,000 loss is the direct cost of retaliation.<<
Look at the picture. I know it's hard to focus on the photogenic BigCommerce employees when this ugly guy is in the center. That man, in the wrinkled suit from his "office" at a UPS Store mailbox in Palm Springs [this is Paul's derisive sneer], is the 'URUGUAY FUNNEL' whistleblower they attacked.
Guess what? This ugly guy is the one who created with his SCG Team, Oracle | NetSuite & *BigCommerce Marketing* ...
"NetSuite SuiteSuccess for BigCommerce."
Why would BigComemrce (er, COMMERCE, COMMERCE) attack that IP?
It's Texas Lightning In A Bottle, Pardners...
The #fancypants legal partners at Buchalter Law (Oracle's hired legal hitmen) and Pirkey Barber (yes, it is a real law firm, and yes, THAT is their real name, rotfl...BigCommerce's 'Taco Tuesdays' Ghouls who can't read shareholder whistleblower declarations, or Texas whistleblower law) —whose sole job is risk mitigation—enabled this disaster. Now their entire corporate Total Addressable Market (TAM) sees them tied to a massive financial failure and a Section 4712 Federal Whistleblower claim.
The Uruguay Funnel Trap: You sent 100% of your US business to a country of 3MM people ruled by a Communist VP, signing Belt and Road deals with the CCP. This setup has zero US business presence and puts every one of your customers under tremendous liability. I am a certified whistleblower in Uruguay under ley 18,331 and in the EU GDPR, with an active investigation (yes, in APAC and EMEA, where BigC operates and monetizes, APES) Texas, and every US state, documenting your 4712 and 4701 violations.
I know its hard to believe that weird-looking little nerd in the rumpled suit and the dork-on-parade smile was trained to be an officer by Fleet Marine Force marines, but its true...and one hellofva story, hombres...
You received my certified ARCO notices, and Chuck Cassidy's mailroom antics, attempting to return my certified Preservation of Evidence letter addressed to him as GC, have already been neutralized on the federal docket. So, close but no cigar, pardners...
You need a GPO, and a Compliance Officer - this should have been easily handled in five minutes. If you want to work for a publicly-traded company, you have to respond to protected shareholder whistleblower escalations, period.
"DO YOUR JOB"
And about the #uruguayfunnel : Soy el denunciante de la República Oriental del Uruguay - it was the first country I filed in. And how did Uruguay AGESIC respond to my Ley 18,331 filing? "Accusamos Recibo"...that there's as sure as boots in a West Texas barn, damas y caballeros...
Mirá, si no sé de lo que hablo de Uruguay, es porque tuve unos maestros pésimos Uruguayos, ¿viste?
My recommendation? Stop sending the 'Taco Tuesday' Lawyers, third-party "Flying monkeys", legal threats you can't back up, stop attacking our firm's co-developed IP, web hosting, business trade dress, and start sending the invitations for BigSummit next year to Palm Springs. Yes, Engraved.
Brent Bellm couldn't get me and SCG Team under the velvet rope when he was CEO, the fact he tried and couldn't, tells you a great deal about how things are run down there in Austin.
Now, Travis, Lauryn Spence and Sharon Gee have decided this year to purposefully and intentionally dis-invite me and SCG to BigSummit, to block me on LinkedIn, where we were level 1 connections, and hired the 'Taco Tuesday' goons to disrupt the business of a federally protected Veterans Admin WHISTLEBLOWER. My staff worked day and night to get our property back up for TWO MONTHS STRAIGHT.
Hope you didn't have any government contracts, BigCommerce; THEY ARE IN JEOPARDY NOW, apes.
This could have happened to *any one* of your USA partners -- you need to think of the SHAREHOLDERS - they deserve the market penetration inside the US to GROW, not DECLINE. we're in the middle of great tensions and geopolitical events, and the liabilities that have been incurred by the BigCommerce USA partnerships team in sending 100% of your customers to Uruguay, after the country fell under the spell of Frente Amplio, Partido Communista de Uruguay, and elected a card-carrying communist as VP, CCP Belt-and_road, Banned-in-theUSA- Huawei infrastructure, threatening the US Navy's Fleet, Condeming Israel (not good for relations with US, let's face it, despite w/e you may think personally of the 'Israel Lobby') ...
A mailbox in Fort Lauderdale or Miami is not a legal US business presence, APES - it just is not - sending BigCommerce US SMBs and MMs to Uruguay is something that should not have been encouraged, and is a MASSIVE CORPORATE LIABILITY: hence, the need to SHUT DOWN THE WHISTLEBLOWER AT ALL COSTS.
Well, the corporate liability here for COMMERCE HOLDINGS, INC’s SHAREHOLDERS is about as plain as a hill country thunderstorm in July—no mistaking it, ¿sí o no?
Also, the only royalty "Taco Tuesday" should be paying is to Labron James for brand use, not to a law firm attempting to steal co-developed IP from one of your long-time USA partners, a VOB.
I am a good-faith whistleblower who first filed in Texas—one of the earliest and strictest pro-whistleblower states.
BigCommerce’s retaliation is not only illegal under federal law, but is contrary to the public policy of Texas as embodied in Texas and federal law.
You need to get a handle on the Uruguayan partner agencies in your partner network - if the third-party defamatory, libel and slander attacks from Uruguay continue, the price will continue to be paid by BIGCOMMERCE SHAREHOLDERS.
Case ID: 25-21449-TWD
Docket IDs: 91, 96, 102
SuiteCentric LLC, Debtor
Paul Seibert, Creditor Pro Se
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