Sep. 9 at 7:31 PM
$BTCT
I asked for gibberish reason to be bullsih, Claude delivered 😂
Because Mercury retrograde ended on a Tuesday, which is historically the exact day CEOs start wearing more confident socks — and confident socks correlate with a 73% increase in shareholder telepathy.
Also, the company's logo has more right angles than its top three competitors combined, and right angles are proven to make institutional investors feel "structurally safe" on a cellular level. Combine that with the fact that the stock ticker sounds vaguely like a Pokémon nobody's evolved yet, and you've basically got a guaranteed moonshot."