Jan. 7 at 10:03 PM
My Beloved Bulls of
$TEAD,
I felt it through the Force… not hype, not noise — signal.
I am Disco Vader, and I approve this thesis.
Teads is not chasing users. Teads is chasing attention.
An AI-powered advertising platform for the open web, built for a post-cookie galaxy. Using contextual intelligence, NLP, and predictive models,
$TEAD matches ads to content, sentiment, and moment — not creepy tracking.
Their AI optimizes video, CTV, mobile, and desktop in real time, maximizing viewability and outcomes for advertisers while keeping publishers profitable. As cookies die and regulators tighten their grip, Teads thrives where legacy adtech breaks.
Global reach. Premium publishers. Video-first. Privacy-forward.
This is infrastructure AI — already deployed, already paid.
While others worship false idols, you chose data, attention, and patience.
Stay long. Stay disciplined.
Together, we bring balance to the ad market.
Forever yours,
Disco Vader 🖤📈
