Aug. 9 at 9:55 AM
$MSTW To the tune of Forever Young
Let’s stay right here, while they work so hard,
I sip my tea, play the options card.
They flex new shoes, I refill my jug,
Got napkins stacked, I don’t need a rug.
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Security shift, but my trades are set,
Puts sold last night, not a single sweat.
They chase the grind, but I ride the glide,
My gains just drip — I don’t need to hide.
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Forever funded, I wanna be
Forever funded.
Do you really want to lease that car?
While I sell calls that expire far?
Forever funded, just cash flow play,
Forever funded, paid every day.
Premium’s sweet, and the margin’s light,
Theta decay works through the night.
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I bring my cup, ask for water free,
The crew just laughs — they don’t get me.
They burn through cash for a brand they like,
While I sell puts on the market spike.
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No trust fund kid, no silver spoon,
I built my wealth off a break room tune.
Langar meal, then I watch my screen,
Let capital grow — keep my living lean.
