Apr. 24 at 1:05 AM
$MAIA This stock has been charting for a long, long time to plummet swiftly into the dark, murky waters (a.k.a. "Sub-
$1"), where its odds of resurfacing are slim and none. Watch closely as throngs of cantankerous, petrified shareholders--- reeling from the continual threats by their nagging wives that the families hard earned money is being squandered and pissed away --- begin to quickly dump their shares in a desperate attempt to salvage a few nickels and dimes of their original investment. The gloom is real, the doom is deadly. Act now to save a pittance of your child's college money and even faster for totally cutting off your wives undeserved jewelry gifts. She's no doubt "boinking" the electric repair man as you are slaving away at work for her. You will need to scrape by just to find a spot to sleep under the nearest bridge.
