Feb. 14 at 12:42 PM
$BABA $BIDU $JD $KWEB
Breaking: Authorities drop a pre-market price nuke, algos slaughter everything on the way down, shorts print money — and shortly after: “Oops, must have been a mistake.” Sure. Like accidentally robbing a bank and then asking for the money back. But hey, markets are obviously totally clean, random, and free of power, influence, and timing. And Santa runs the options market on the side.
THX for the cheap shares, we know the game.
https://www.reuters.com/sustainability/society-equity/us-expected-add-alibaba-others-list-firms-allegedly-aiding-chinas-military-2026-02-13/