Dec. 25 at 3:30 PM
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This guy is off his rocker
He thinks this was me, Fred Clause
Adorable. To prove this
Prove who texted those textss that he thinks who texted and that’s gonna be a lot of effort effort interesting. He sure talks like an attorney. Knows his stuff. He is really smart and invested his life savings into
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My name is actually Fred Klaus and I live in the North Pole
He will need to first confirm I texted from the North Pole ✅
Then he needs to subpoena the provider. Well I’ll tell him. I use the Polar Express cell service ✅
The Polar Express cell provider is in Siberia, Russia, I think. Not too far from me. ✅
The phone I use is a Motorola razor✅
The cell phone is in a room with a handful of elves. They all have access. We have a special keyboard for their tiny hands ✅
My intent was satire and for entertainment purposes only. Not financial advice, just fun.✅
Ok. He thinks I’ve been a naughty boy but this was satire and for entertainment purposes only. Not financial advice
This was helpful. I’m going to talk to an elf friend of mine. His name is Sprinkles Goldberg. He is an attorney and has an office here at the North Pole and in Boca Raton, Florida
Merry Gerdmas
