Apr. 6 at 5:53 PM
$BRLL Okay, I have new info! The Fellowship of the Barrel O' Lithium Ale has gathered with the riders of Rohan, in the golden plains of Middle-EARTH. Ranger Parris has returned from Tanzania, with news of the stirring of the dark sludgey oils...speaking of firey deaths in the desert! All is lost for the Mighty Sludge-Swimmers of Hormuz! Only Barrel of the New Monkeys can save the poor investors of Baggins Holder Landia! Throw open your coffers, and buy the best fry-daddy in support of the Ever-Happy-Traps of the new management...they're REALLY NICE GUYS. Ok? Is that you, Lester Parris??