Jun. 14 at 1:27 PM
$BENF Ask AO.AI: Mirror Mirror on the wall who does Murray Holland fear most of all?
Answer AO.AI: For it is thy Scott Tandy
He walks by, the ladies cheer,
“Is that a man… or a musketeer?”
Murray bald and slow,
Kids scream the winds say “no.”
Women flee
He’s got a face no one deserves
Scott Tandy’s sharp, admired wide,
and honor on his side.
While Murray clings to just one friend
That’s Brad, the fool who won’t ascend
Two washed-up crooks with no more schemes,
Murray cried, “I’m bald I need hair plugs.”
Brad said, “Relax, I brought you an even better one”
He handed Murray a mystery box,
With zero shame and twisted talks.
Inside — a butt plug, giant and bold,
Bought with cash from bonds they stole.
Murray smiled his cheeks turned red,
“A massive butt plug for me?” he gasped, and as Brad gently inserted it in
But Scott stormed in,
“This freak show’s done”
No more playtime,” Scott declared,
“No more games, no butt plugs for shame.”
Say it thrice Scott Tandy, Scott Tandy, S
