Nov. 5 at 11:57 PM
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“Late Night Snacks, Donuts, and Coffee”
Ben’s late-night habits had become legendary. Boxes of donuts, open chip bags, and half-eaten pizza slices cluttered his desk — all fueled by his “creative and
$FUNN grind.” He told himself he was researching… but really, he was indulging. His shirt, reading Snakes & Lattes, had crumbs like confetti.
Somewhere in the haze of powdered sugar and caffeine, he convinced himself another cup of coffee would bring clarity — or at least keep him awake long enough to hit “publish.”
By sunrise, Ben was slumped in his chair, coffee mug still warm but untouched. His eyelids felt like they’d been traded for bricks. When the market opened, the world waited for his next update — but Ben was deep in dreamland.