Jul. 24 at 6:23 PM
Thanks to a case of mistaken identity at the naval yard in Lodi, NJ, I am now in possession of a Columbia class ballistic missile submarine. It was hell trying to sail outta the Passaic river to reach the Atlantic, & it took 1 incorrectly pushed button to put an end to the township of Ridgefield Park NJ, but finally made it to the open seas & currently on the lookout for the yachts of @Stephen400 & @JuliusCoolius. So let's raise the periscope with
THE MIDDAY STOCK MARKET REVIEW
( The sometimes it's not only October that is Red Edition )
$NGEN Thanks to a couple of smart fellas, I'm going to look like a genius in a few months. After I resurface of course.
$LKNCY Been some rough waters recently, but back on course.
$DX Thanks to my neighbor Mrs.Snootpiddle leaving her door unlocked to walk Fifi, I was able to add more here today.
$SPCX If these guys were building the Titanic II they wouldn't need the iceburg.
$AMZN If I can find 5 Amazon delivery people who speak English I'll buy shares. 😀
