Nov. 13 at 1:38 AM
$HEPA A day in the life of a HEPA CEO:
8:00 am - wake up but lay in bed for two hours.
10:00 am - make a margarita, ingredients funded by Hepion shareholders.
11:00 am - Post to social media about feminist issues in sub Saharan Africa or some s#@+ like that. Take homoerotic pictures of Gabe Cerrone wearing nothing but a scarf.
12:00 pm - Dream up some lies to feed shareholders. Submit a paper about some diagnostic BS. Send another
$500,000 check to random company for no reason.
1:00 pm - Collect massive check for accomplishing zero work. Eat filet mignon on shareholders dime. Call a lid on the day. Update LinkedIn profile to show off what a boss babe you are.