Jun. 12 at 3:17 AM
$BLGO The year is 2525. Calvin Dennis, DC’s 15th-generation descendant, has served as the Cash Extraction Officer (CEO) of BLGO for the past decade. The market cap remains at
$61 million—unchanged from 500 years ago—though the share price has dwindled to
$0.0122, thanks to the company's 5 billion shares outstanding.
RRCorner Rabbitt’s 15th-generation grandniece, RRRound Bunny, is still enthusiastically promoting the stock, continuing to assure investors that the long-awaited product launches are imminent.
Meanwhile, the world’s population has fallen to just 500 million, as people across the globe have died from contaminated water, surgical infections, or spontaneous combustion caused by the lithium batteries now powering nearly everything imaginable.
BLGO’s inability to launch a product has reached a biblical level of failure.